Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 455 - 464 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  455 of 833

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  456 of 833

The inside contact that you have developed at great
expense is the first person to be let go in any
reorganization.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  457 of 833

It's tough to get reallocated when you're the one
who's redundant.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  458 of 833

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  459 of 833

If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will
   have to wait.
If you're late, you will be too late.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  460 of 833

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept
and the hours are lost.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  461 of 833

If you leave the room, you're elected.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  462 of 833

The cream rises to the top.
So does the scum.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  463 of 833

You can never do just one thing.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  464 of 833

There's no time like the present for postponing
what you don't want to do.
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