Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 458 - 467 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  458 of 833

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  459 of 833

If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will
   have to wait.
If you're late, you will be too late.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  460 of 833

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept
and the hours are lost.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  461 of 833

If you leave the room, you're elected.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  462 of 833

The cream rises to the top.
So does the scum.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  463 of 833

You can never do just one thing.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  464 of 833

There's no time like the present for postponing
what you don't want to do.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  465 of 833

Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  466 of 833

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the
greater the chance of failure.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  467 of 833

Simple jobs always get put off because there will be
time to do them later.
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