Freebsd Murphys Law

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the
waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for
your scheduled appointment.

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

You never have the right number of pills left on the
last day of a prescription.

The pills to be taken with meals will be the least
appetizing ones.

Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's
probably your doctor getting sick.

Beware of the physician who is great at getting
out of trouble.

A drug is that substance which, when injected into a
rat, will produce a scientific report.

Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is,
(1)     positive, or
(2)     negative.
If both answers are the same, don't do the test.

The radiologists' national flower is the hedge.