| Freebsd Murphys Law: 594 of 833 |
Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 595 of 833 |
You never have the right number of pills left on the
last day of a prescription.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 596 of 833 |
The pills to be taken with meals will be the least
appetizing ones.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 597 of 833 |
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 598 of 833 |
If your condition seems to be getting better, it's
probably your doctor getting sick.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 599 of 833 |
Beware of the physician who is great at getting
out of trouble.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 600 of 833 |
A drug is that substance which, when injected into a
rat, will produce a scientific report.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 601 of 833 |
Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is,
(1) positive, or
(2) negative.
If both answers are the same, don't do the test.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 602 of 833 |
The radiologists' national flower is the hedge.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 603 of 833 |
The feasibility of an operation is not the best
indiciation for its performance.
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