| Freebsd Murphys Law: 600 of 833 |
A drug is that substance which, when injected into a
rat, will produce a scientific report.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 601 of 833 |
Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is,
(1) positive, or
(2) negative.
If both answers are the same, don't do the test.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 602 of 833 |
The radiologists' national flower is the hedge.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 603 of 833 |
The feasibility of an operation is not the best
indiciation for its performance.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 604 of 833 |
A physician's ability is inversely proportional
to his availability.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 605 of 833 |
There are two kinds of adhesive tape: That which won't
stay on and that which won't come off.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 606 of 833 |
Everbody wants a pain shot at the same time.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 607 of 833 |
Everybody who didn't want a pain shot when you were
passing out pain shots wants one when you are passing
out sleeping pills.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 608 of 833 |
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his
own physician.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 609 of 833 |
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
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