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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 641 - 650 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  641 of 833

The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly
in front of your eyes.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  642 of 833

If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the
tool to get it off.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  643 of 833

If you can get the faulty part off, the parts house
will have it back-ordered.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  644 of 833

If the faulty part is in stock, it didn't need replacing
in the first place.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  645 of 833

When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  646 of 833

No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end
up covered with grease and motor oil.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  647 of 833

When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used
interchangeably.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  648 of 833

Automotive engine reparing law:
If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  649 of 833

If you lived here you'd be home now.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  650 of 833

If it's good, they discontinue it.
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