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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 645 - 654 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  645 of 833

When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  646 of 833

No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end
up covered with grease and motor oil.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  647 of 833

When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used
interchangeably.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  648 of 833

Automotive engine reparing law:
If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  649 of 833

If you lived here you'd be home now.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  650 of 833

If it's good, they discontinue it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  651 of 833

It the shoe fits, it's ugly.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  652 of 833

(1)     If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
(2)     If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't
        fit anyway.
(4)     If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.
(5)     If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it
        falls apart the first time you wear it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  653 of 833

The one you want is never the one on sale.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  654 of 833

Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.
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