| Freebsd Murphys Law: 646 of 833 |
No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end
up covered with grease and motor oil.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 647 of 833 |
When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used
interchangeably.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 648 of 833 |
Automotive engine reparing law:
If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 649 of 833 |
If you lived here you'd be home now.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 650 of 833 |
If it's good, they discontinue it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 651 of 833 |
It the shoe fits, it's ugly.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 652 of 833 |
(1) If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
(2) If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't
fit anyway.
(4) If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.
(5) If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it
falls apart the first time you wear it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 653 of 833 |
The one you want is never the one on sale.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 654 of 833 |
Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 655 of 833 |
The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.
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