Freebsd Murphys Law
fortune: 671 - 680 of 833 from freebsd murphys law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 671 - 680 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  671 of 833

Cleanliness is next to impossible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  672 of 833

Multiple-function gadgets will not perform any
function adequately.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  673 of 833

The more expensive the gadget, the less often you
will use it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  674 of 833

The simpler the instruction, e.g. "press here", the
more difficult it will be to open the package.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  675 of 833

In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book,
the most vital measurement will be illegible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  676 of 833

Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it
only makes it worse.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  677 of 833

You are always complimented on the item which took the
least effort to prepare.

Example:
        If you make "duck a l'orange" you will be
        complimented on the baked potato.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  678 of 833

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store
to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  679 of 833

The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal
the greater the chance you guests will spend the entire
meal discussing other meals they have had.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  680 of 833

Souffles rise and cream whips only for the family and
for guests you didn't really want to invite anyway.
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