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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 24, 2006


Croll's Query: If tin whistles are made of tin, what...
Croll's Query: If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

"I thought you were trying to get into shape." ...
"I thought you were trying to get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."

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