Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday November 28, 2006

According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant...
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and...
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow

"Those who do not do politics will be done in...
"Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics." -- French Proverb

Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire...
Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better than he does. As for the truth about his health: I have asked around about it. I am told that he appears to be strong...