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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 18, 2006


Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...

Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: ...
Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: "Who's there?" Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?" Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take...
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.

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