Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday December 18, 2007

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.
You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.

You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things...
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah" [No, it wasn't J.F. Kennedy. Ed.]

The two most beautiful words in the English language...
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed." -- Dorothy Parker

The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.
The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.

Things worth having are worth cheating for.
Things worth having are worth cheating for.

Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Whoever dies with the most toys wins.