Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday December 19, 2007

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it,...
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- Henry Spencer

Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?

But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?
But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?

I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
I joined scientology at a garage sale!!

I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen...
I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!

I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!

I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip me with...
I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip me with MISSILES!!

I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS
I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS