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Lowery's Law:
        If it jams -- force it.  If it
        breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
 
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LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
 
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
        There's always one more bug.
 
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Lucas is the source of many of the components of the legendarily reliable
British automotive electrical systems.  Professionals call the company "The
Prince of Darkness".  Of course, if Lucas were to design and manufacture
nuclear weapons, World War III would never get off the ground.  The British
don't like warm beer any more than the Americans do.  The British drink warm
beer because they have Lucas refrigerators.
 
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Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
                -- Russell Banks
 
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Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet.
                -- P.E. Trudeau
 
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Lucky, adj:
        When you have a wife and a cigarette
        lighter -- both of which work.
 
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Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
 
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Lucy:   Dance, dance, dance.  That is all you ever do.
        Can't you be serious for once?
Snoopy: She is right!  I think I had better think
        of the more important things in life!
        (pause)
        Tomorrow!!
 
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Luke, I'm yer father, eh.  Come over to the dark side, you hoser.
                -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
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