Daily FortunesMar 23, 2006
Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin...
Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
Impartial, adj.:
Unable to perceive any promise...
Impartial, adj.:
Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from
espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two
conflicting opinions.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
inbox, n.:
A catch basin for everything you don't want...
inbox, n.:
A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but
are afraid to throw away.
incentive program, n.:
The system of long...
incentive program, n.:
The system of long and short-term rewards that a corporation uses
to motivate its people. Still, despite all the experimentation with
profit sharing, stock options, and the like, the most effective
incentive program...
Incumbent, n.:
Person of liveliest interest to...
Incumbent, n.:
Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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