Daily Fortunes

Mar 2, 2006

Humor in the Court: Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented...
Humor in the Court: Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial? A: The victim lived.

Humor in the Court: Q: Are you qualified to give a urine...
Humor in the Court: Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.

Humor in the Court: Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just...
Humor in the Court: Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there.

Humor in the Court: Q: Could you see him from where you were...
Humor in the Court: Q: Could you see him from where you were standing? A: I could see his head. Q: And where was his head? A: Just above his shoulders.

Humor in the Court: Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your...
Humor in the Court: Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities? A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.

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