Daily Fortunes

Mar 30, 2006

Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories,...
Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave...
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people...

Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't...
Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest...
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose...
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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