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Mar 4, 2006

Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not...
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to become necessary. -- Edgar Friedenberg

Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to...
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray."

Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit. How...
Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me? -- Cheers, Loverboyd Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm? Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead. -- Cheers,...

Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz,...
Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Sam: One heartburn cocktail coming up. -- Cheers, I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday Sam: Whaddya say, Norm? Norm: Well,...

Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing...
Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer. -- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Hiya, sailor. New in town? -- Cheers, Woody Goes Belly Up Norm: [coming...

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