Daily Fortunes

Feb 6, 2006

A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes...
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress,...
A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint. The VWD examines him and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, began to cross examine him about his recent diet. "Well, I...

A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through...
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.

A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea...
A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea. The island on which he landed was populated by savage cannibals who tied him, dazed and exhausted, to a thick stake. They then proceeded to cut his arms with their spears and drink his blood. This continued...

A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does...
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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