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Q:      What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
        lawyer in the road?
A:      There are skid marks in front of the dog.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1622 of 2298

Q:      What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A:      You can't get down off an elephant.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1623 of 2298

Q:      What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A:      You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1624 of 2298

Q:      What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and a whale?
A:      The moustache.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1625 of 2298

Q:      What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A:      One more drunk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1626 of 2298

Q:      What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A:      The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1627 of 2298

Q.      What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A.      Yogurt has a living, active culture.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1628 of 2298

Q:      What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A:      A canary with the super-user password.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1629 of 2298

Q:      What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A:      Zorn's Lemon.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1630 of 2298

Q:      Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A:      To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q:      What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A:      Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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