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Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One more drunk.
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Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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Q. What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A. Yogurt has a living, active culture.
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Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
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Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
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Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.
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Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?
A: Because they're worth it!
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Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
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Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A: More head room.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?
A: She opens the car door.
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