Daily Fortunes

Apr 6, 2006

I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink --...
I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember, when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!

I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything...
I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger than tequila before breakfast. -- R. Nesson

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved...
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel

If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him...
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.

If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys...
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.

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