Daily FortunesOct 11, 2007
A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa,...
A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad
right?" And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you
know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute." So the
little...
A young married couple had their first child. Their...
A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride
and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the
child had never uttered any form of speech. They hired the best speech
therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail...
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates...
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of
the plain people is the stork.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was,...
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped
teething.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how...
Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ...
-- Gilda Radner
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 11, 2007
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