Daily Fortunes

Oct 1, 2007

[1] Alexander the Great was a great general. [2] Great generals...
[1] Alexander the Great was a great general. [2] Great generals are forewarned. [3] Forewarned is forearmed. [4] Four is an even number. [5] Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have. [6] The only number that is both even and odd is infinity...

1. Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. 2. If your...
1. Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. 3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. 4. Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as the social ramble...

1 Billion dollars of budget deficit =...
1 Billion dollars of budget deficit = 1 Gramm-Rudman 6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number 2 pints = 1 Cavort Basic unit of Laryngitis = The Hoarsepower Shortest distance...

1 bulls, 3 cows.
1 bulls, 3 cows.

1) Everything depends. 2) Nothing is always. 3) Everything...
1) Everything depends. 2) Nothing is always. 3) Everything is sometimes.

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