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Oct 22, 2007

The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and...
The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right to smoke is a right worth dying for.

The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.
The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart...
The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart. -- W.C. Fields

The father, passing through his son's college town late...
The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on a business trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at the lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from...

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