Daily Fortunes

Oct 5, 2007

Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience: (1) When...
Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience: (1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends. (2) When you finally buy pretty stationary to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.

Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effective after...
Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication.

BAROMETER: An ingenious instrument which indicates ...
BAROMETER: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers...
Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. -- Tom Lehrer

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it,...
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. -- Will Rogers

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