Daily Fortunes

Oct 2, 2007

The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence...
The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him. Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and cermoniously handed it to the defendant...

The covers of this book are too far apart. --...
The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for...
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty

The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from...
The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments. -- Credits from the PBS program ``The Creation of the Universe''

The Crown is full of it! -- Nate Harris, 1775
The Crown is full of it! -- Nate Harris, 1775

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