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Oct 12, 2007

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would...
If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

If Microsoft built cars, the oil, gas, and alternator warning...
If Microsoft built cars, the oil, gas, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.

If Microsoft built cars, seats would force everyone to have...
If Microsoft built cars, seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

If Microsoft built cars, the airbag system would say "are...
If Microsoft built cars, the airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.

If Microsoft built cars, If you were involved in a crash,...
If Microsoft built cars, If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

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