Daily FortunesApr 17, 2007
So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small... So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small shark].
With a great deal of strategy and effort and shouting, we managed to
maneuver the shark, over the course of about a half-hour, to a sort of
corner of the lagoon, so that it had no way to escape other than...
"The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune... "The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop")
On the good ship Enterprise
Every week there's a new surprise
Where the Romulans lurk
And the Klingons often go berserk.
Yes, the good ship Enterprise
There's excitement...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#10:... THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#10: SIMPLE
SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language
Environment. This language, developed at the Hanover College for
Technological Misfits, was designed to make it impossible to write...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#12:... THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#12: LITHP
This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of
an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said
to be useful in protheththing lithtth.
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#13:... THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#13: SLOBOL
SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler.
Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they
compile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel to Bolivia to pick the
coffee...
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 17, 2007
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