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Apr 27, 2007

Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids...
Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

Fifty flippant frogs Walked by on flippered feet And with their...
Fifty flippant frogs Walked by on flippered feet And with their slime they made the time Unnaturally fleet.

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute...
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.

Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled...
Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.

Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something...
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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