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Apr 7, 2007

Don't bite the hand that has your pay check in it.
Don't bite the hand that has your pay check in it.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When...
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When in charge, ponder.

Please don't steal, the IRS hates competition!
Please don't steal, the IRS hates competition!

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

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