Daily FortunesApr 18, 2007
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked...
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked
out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.
-- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his getting kicked out
of the American Bar Association
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their...
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences
once and for all.
When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you
think you're going to find a lawyer?"
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal...
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of
those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the
will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of
government, therefore, is the method...
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail...
"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you
can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height
on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car
or a job? Do you ever walk around?...
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