Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 241 - 250 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  241 of 833

It's always the wrong time of the month.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  242 of 833

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level
of incompetence, and then remains there.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  243 of 833

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick
up something from the floor while you get up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  244 of 833

You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash
when the garbage truck is two doors away.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  245 of 833

Misery no longer loves company
nowdays it insists on it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  246 of 833

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the
strong, but that's the way to bet.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  247 of 833

Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  248 of 833

There's never time to do it right, but there's always
time to do it over.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  249 of 833

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone
can be unhappy -- but we will work on it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  250 of 833

When in doubt, mumble.  When in trouble, delegate.
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