| Freebsd Murphys Law: 244 of 833 |
You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash
when the garbage truck is two doors away.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 245 of 833 |
Misery no longer loves company
nowdays it insists on it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 246 of 833 |
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the
strong, but that's the way to bet.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 247 of 833 |
Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 248 of 833 |
There's never time to do it right, but there's always
time to do it over.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 249 of 833 |
On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone
can be unhappy -- but we will work on it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 250 of 833 |
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 251 of 833 |
The more ridiculous a belief system,
the higher probability of its success.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 252 of 833 |
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or
fattening.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 253 of 833 |
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
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