Daily Fortunes

Mar 4, 2012

NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became...
NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: you...
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: you can win or you can lose or it can rain. -- Casey Stengel

"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said...
"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game. He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it. Then Papa bought some ducks, not wild ducks but, you know, farm ducks. And it...

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime.

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