Daily FortunesMar 13, 2012
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss... "I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home... "I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days... "I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more... "I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending... "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 13, 2012
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