Daily Fortunes

Mar 26, 2012

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer:...
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers
Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers

What foods these morsels be!
What foods these morsels be!

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison...
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. -- Titus Lucretius Carus

What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring...
What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's enemies. Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking out of him. -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"

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