Daily Fortunes

Mar 7, 2012

I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up...
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits. If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read...
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits. If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed. Oh, how do I know my youth is all spent? My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went. But in spite of it all, I'm able...

"I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even...
"I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!" -- Mary Lou Bax

"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."
"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause...
"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night." -- Steven Wright

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