Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 806 - 815 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  806 of 833

Real programmers don't eat quiche.  In fact, real
programmers don't know how to spell quiche.  They eat
twinkies and szechwan food.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  807 of 833

Real programmer's programs never work the first time.  But
if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into
working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  808 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Fortran.  Fortran is for
pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  809 of 833

Real programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real
programmers are around at 9 a.m., it's because they
were up all night.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  810 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Basic.  Actually, no
programmers write in basic after age 12.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  811 of 833

Real programmers don't write in PL/1.  PL/1 is for
programmers who can't decide whether to write in
COBOL or Fortran.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  812 of 833

Real programmers don't play tennis or any other sport
that requires you to change clothes.  Mountain climbing is
O.K., and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work
in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle
of the machine room.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  813 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Pascal, Bliss, or Ada, or
any of those pinko computer science languages.  Strong
typing is for people with weak memories.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  814 of 833

On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  815 of 833

Hollerith got us into this hole mess!
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