Freebsd Murphys Law

(1)     If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
(2)     If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't
        fit anyway.
(4)     If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.
(5)     If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it
        falls apart the first time you wear it.

The one you want is never the one on sale.

Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.

The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.

The label "all new," "completely new" or "great news"
means the price went way way up.

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet
it's not $19.95.

ACF2 is a four letter word.

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation,
the price will be unreasonable.

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will
self-destruct on the 61st day.

The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week
after you've made your purchase:

(1)     The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable".
(2)     The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy".