Daily Fortunes

Mar 1, 2012

It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't...
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces a false impression. -- Oscar Wilde.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question...
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. -- Jackie Mason

It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important --...
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's what you're taking for it...

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't...
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

Laetrile is the pits.
Laetrile is the pits.

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