Daily FortunesOct 11, 2013
A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must...
A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive...
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions
your wife asks you for nothing.
-- Joey Adams
A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator,...
A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator, "Don't all these
stops and starts get you pretty worn out?" "It isn't the stops and starts
that get on my nerves, it's the jerks."
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to...
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
-- Overheard in an algebra lecture.
A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by...
A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who
demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?"
holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.
Yet, added he, none of you can tell where...
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 11, 2013
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