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Oct 18, 2013

You're never too old to become younger. --...
You're never too old to become younger. -- Mae West

You're not Dave. Who are you?
You're not Dave. Who are you?

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding...
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin

You're reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic...
You're reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
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