Daily Fortunes

Oct 24, 2013

An American is a man with two arms and four wheels...
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. -- A Chinese child

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble...
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A.P. Herbert

Anything anybody can say about America is true...
Anything anybody can say about America is true. -- Emmett Grogan

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of...
Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high...
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. -- The Best of Will Rogers

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