Daily FortunesOct 31, 2013
A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth...
A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth. Afterwards, the doctor
came to her and said, "I have some... odd news for you."
"Is my baby all right?" the woman anxiously asked.
"Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but...
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued...
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages,
claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life
in a wheelchair. Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his
bones had healed properly and that he was fully...
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something...
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that
brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-- Ronnie Shakes
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head...
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Aquavit is also considered useful for medicinal purposes,...
Aquavit is also considered useful for medicinal purposes, an essential
ingredient in what I was once told is the Norwegian cure for the common
cold. You get a bottle, a poster bed, and the brightest colored stocking
cap you can find. You put the cap on the post at...
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