Daily FortunesOct 17, 2013
Pittsburgh Driver's Test
(8)...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test
(8) Pedestrians are
(a) irrelevant.
(b) communists.
(c) a nuisance.
(d) difficult to clean off the front grille.
The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are
totally...
Pittsburgh driver's test
(9) Roads...
Pittsburgh driver's test
(9) Roads are salted in order to
(a) kill grass.
(b) melt snow.
(c) help the economy.
(d) prevent potholes.
The correct answer is (c). Road salting employs thousands of persons
directly,...
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook...
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
-- Tommy Manville
Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body...
Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high,
they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.
-- Terry Southern
Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some...
Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
-- Woody Allen
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