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Oct 23, 2013

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't...
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

Laetrile is the pits.
Laetrile is the pits.

My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good...
My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.

Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live...
Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live in them, And psychiatrists collect the rent.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died...
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
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