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Aug 11, 2013

America's best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to...
America's best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right person.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

An elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on...
An elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane when a terrible storm forced them to land on an uninhabited island. When several days passed without rescue, the couple and their pilot sank into a despondent silence. Finally, the woman asked...

An evil mind is a great comfort.
An evil mind is a great comfort.

An excellence-oriented '80s male does not wear a regular watch...
An excellence-oriented '80s male does not wear a regular watch. He wears a Rolex watch, because it weighs nearly six pounds and is advertised only in excellence-oriented publications such as Fortune and Rich Protestant Golfer Magazine. The advertisements are written...

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