Daily FortunesAug 1, 2013
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner...
Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to
shoot some craps. The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable.
When his turn came to shoot, Dutsky nervously plunked down his
entire wad, shook the dice and rolled. A smile crossed...
Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office...
Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean
of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
"My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the
unbelieving dean. At this point, one...
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses...
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows
returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
-- Bill Veeck
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager...
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off
this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next
hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell,
the dog walked on the surface of the water,...
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 1, 2013
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